Welcome to BarkCatCow.
This is a small farm inhabited by Barkman, Catman and Cowman.
Nobody is entirely sure what they do.
Most days are spent discussing weather, signs, tractors, rumours, ponds, scarecrows and other important matters.
The farm grows slowly…
Visitors are welcome to wander around and see what they find.
Barkman
Farm Philosopher & Rumour Specialist
Barkman spends a surprising amount of time thinking about things that may or may not be important. Several rumours on the farm can be traced back to him, including a few about himself.
Catman
Observer of Important and Unimportant Things
Catman notices details that most people miss. Nobody appointed him to this role, but he continues to perform it with remarkable consistency.
Cowman
Future Tractor Owner
Cowman’s long-term plan is simple: buy a tractor. Until then, he studies signs, trusts practical wisdom, and approaches most situations with complete confidence.
Why this site exists
The internet can be loud.
Bark Cat Cow was created as a quieter corner of it.
A place for small jokes, recurring characters, strange folklore and the occasional tractor-related discussion.
How the farm works
The farm expands one small piece at a time.
New locations appear.
Old stories return.
Sometimes a scarecrow arrives.
Sometimes nobody knows why.
The farm philosophy
Not everything needs to be optimised.
Some things can simply be enjoyed.